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Today, my Mom arrived home in her car just as my Dad was leaving in his. Later, my Mom exclaimed to him "I came just as you were pulling out!". I lol'd. Then I remembered it was my parents and I felt disgusted at myself for laughing at the unintentional innuendo.

Today, my mom called me a son of a bitch, I don't think she realized the irony. I lol'd

Today, I went shopping to buy a cake. I went to look at the price for an assorted fruit cake. The label said "ASS FRUIT CAKE". I lol'd.

Today, my friend was texting his girlfriend when suddenly he gasped and covered his face in his hands. I asked what was up, he showed me the text he'd just sent his gf. At the end it said "Love you abby". He meant to put "baby" but screwed it up. His girlfriend has a friend called Abby. I lol'd.

Today, I witnessed a couple having a heated argument on the street outside a bar, with a few onlookers gathering. Finally, the woman screams "Fine! I've had enough! I'm outta here, so fuck you!", and turns around and walks directly into a lamp post. I lol'd. Everyone lol'd.

Today my friends and I were writing in secret code. Every letter was changed to the next letter in the alphabet. I was writing to my friend Anna. Her code name was boob. I lol'd

Today, my friend told me about his actions last night. He got lucky with some girl in a nightclub, then blacked out, so next thing he remembers is waking up beside her, still feeling drunk. Decided to sneak out. Only when going down the stairs did he realise he was actually in his own house. I lol'd

Today, I drove my friend to the store. A few minutes passed as I waited in the car. I then watched as he left the store, got into the wrong car, apologised to the woman sitting in the passenger seat, got out of the car, into mine, and said "well that was embarrassing". I lol'd.

Today, Oprah was on TV. She had some random person as her guest. Oprah says to her, "I hear you've completely changed your outlook on life." Her guest said, "yeah, completely. 360 degrees." I know that 360 degrees is a full circle, which means she hadn't changed her outlook on life at all. I lol'd.

Today, on the way to our last exam my friend got caught in a sudden downpour. Exasperated, she walked into the exam hall and exclaimed, "I've never been so wet in my life!". I lol'd.