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I googled "Why are" and it recommended "Why are all of the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria. I lol'd hard. XD

Today, I rode the bus home. During the ride, i noticed that someone on the other end of the bus looked a lot like me. He even looked to be wearing the same colors. I got really excited. Getting off, I then realized that I was looking at my reflection in a mirror. I lol'd.

Today, my flatmate walked in, looking a little miffed. I ask her if she was alright, she said "Not really, a pigeon just flew in my face." I lol'd.

Today I saw a picture of a bear sticking its head out the window of a cab. I lol'd.

Today, I had just finished dinner and heard my parents talking about schools. My dad said that they're only teaching us students what the government wants us to be taught. So I replied, "what do they want us to be teached?" and in unison both my parents exclaimed "taught". We all lol'd.

Today, while playing football, a team-mate accidentally kicked the ball into an opponent's face. His shoe also came off and hit the guy square in the nuts - an incredible double whammy. I lol'd.

Today, I went to a computer store that was selling FF3 for 3 dollars. I held it up to my dad and said "look, you can buy it for 3 dollars instead of downloading it for free!" and I heard a passing by employee laugh. I lol'd

Today, I left my hand brake off in the car with my dog in it. When I came outside the car was gone I looked down the road and there it was crashed into a bus stop. My dog was pretty shook up since nobody was driving the car when he was in it. When I realised he was okay, I lol'd.

Today, on the bus, I heard a drug deal take place between a man and a woman. The woman had two children with her. I lol'd

Today, I saw that my ironing board was all wrinkly. I lol'd at the irony. Then I lol'd again because irony has the word 'iron' in it.