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Today, my flatmate walked in, looking a little miffed. I ask her if she was alright, she said "Not really, a pigeon just flew in my face." I lol'd.

Today, while working at pizza hut a lady asked me if bbq wings have bbq sauce on them. I waited until she hung up, then I lol'd.

Today, my dad wouldn't let me have friends over. His reason? He didn't want to put a shirt on. I lol'd

Today, on the way to our last exam my friend got caught in a sudden downpour. Exasperated, she walked into the exam hall and exclaimed, "I've never been so wet in my life!". I lol'd.

Today my friend made a joke about making me sniff crack off a hookers ass. When I said no he replied with, "but, it's CRACK" I said (with no pun intended), "it's still ass crack." We lol'd.

Today I banged my elbow on the doorjamb. I yelled out "Ow! God!..." my two year old daughter chimed in "...damn it!". I lol'd

Today I saw this weird picture of a donkey. I lol'd.

Today, I rode the bus home. During the ride, i noticed that someone on the other end of the bus looked a lot like me. He even looked to be wearing the same colors. I got really excited. Getting off, I then realized that I was looking at my reflection in a mirror. I lol'd.

Today at work, a woman was buying school supplies for her three children, who all looked to be 17. The last item I rang up for them was a pair of safety scissors which their mother saw, then refused to pay for them, and grounded her son because they were "stabby" and "pointy". I lol'd. A lot.

Today, I saw eagles pushing goats off cliffs. Youtube link. I lol'd.