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Today, my math teacher wrote 'D:' on the board. It looked like a face. I lol'd.

Yesterday I was at my aunt's house for dinner. After we ate, my cousins and I were playing keep away. All of the sudden, I hear a huge CRASH! and then my brother saying, "oh crap, I'm outta here!". Turns out my cousin put a massive hole in my aunt's wall. She felt awful, but we all lol'd.

Today, my friend showed me the website http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/ . I lol'd. Being a staunch Republican as well as a Jew, I actually lol'd quite hard.

Today, I unplugged the speakers from my computer while this girl was using it. It froze. Then my other friend said "Aha, he whore-proofed the computer!" I lol'd.

Today, as I was putting some rubbish in a public bin, I noticed someone had defaced the bin so that instead of saying "Litter", it said "Clitterus". I lol'd.

Today I was sitting at the computer and my cat was sitting next to my keyboard. My cat then pressed the eject button on my keyboard and was pushed off the desk by the disc tray. I lol'd.

Today me and my friends smoked some good pot. We all lol'd.

Today I was sitting outside McDonalds when an elderly (key word) woman with a rather large ass walked out. A random passerby screamed from his car "Shawty got a donk!". I lol'd.

Today I banged my elbow on the doorjamb. I yelled out "Ow! God!..." my two year old daughter chimed in "...damn it!". I lol'd

Today, in the college library a girl started playing music really loudly from her laptop, obviously not realising her headphones weren't plugged in. The whole floor started laughing as she didn't notice until someone beside her pointed it out. We all lol'd.