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Today, I heard that Obama called Kanye West a 'jackass'. Video here. What a hero. I lol'd

Today, I saw his video. I lol'd.

Today while playing 'I never', a girl I never really talked to and always seemed shy said ''I've never pleasured myself with a winebottle''. She's now a good friend and I still lol.

Today while walking to an exam I saw a car with the licence plate removed, the numbers were poorly scrawled in marker. I lol'd

Today, I worked out that if you type into the UK google maps to get directions by car it works. However, if you 'get directions' from Brisbane Australia to California US it suggests kayaking across the pacific ocean. I lol'd.

Today, I was reading an internet forum thread about "Could you survive as just a head?". People were getting serious, talking about the science of it and previous experiments on animals. One guy replied "not without a hat". I lol'd.

Today I was reading a thread online about "things you do to women when you start liking them". The first reply was simply "watch them". I lol'd.

Today, I went to my friends house. She has a big orange cat. Pissed that it sat on my laptop, 2 remotes and my 1 liter of Mt. dew (Yes it's that big) I kicked it off. It got mad and attacked the couch.

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. We were talking about Freudian Slips and she invited me to hang out. At which point, I typed, "Sure, be down in a sex." Talk about a Freudian Slip. I lol'd

Today i walked past my friend who has a face the size of the moon. Several stationery items were in a geostationary orbit. I lol'd.