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Today, I woke up hung over. When I asked about last night to my friends, they showed me a video of me falling down a flight of stairs, standing up, bleeding and scraped, and screaming "IT'S OKAY! I SAVED MY BEER!" everyone in the video and I lol'd.

Today I was at the book shop buying stationary for my little cousin for going back to school. She wandered off and a few minutes later I hear her shout loudly across the shop 'I NEED MORE RUBBERS!' I lol'd.

Today, my parents were giving out to my little brother for being a brat as usual. All of sudden my mother shouts at him, "You're such a wanker sometimes!!" We were all taken aback and feeling awkward until she said, "What?! I don't know what that means!!" I lol'd.

Today, my friend's Facebook status was "my mam called my dad a lesbian today". I lol'd

Today, I asked my hungover mother how she was feeling. Her response was simply ''just let me die.'' I lol'd.

The other day I was in the car when I looked out and saw a billboard, it read 'Why speed?'. I then saw that someone had written underneath 'Need to take a shit'. I lol'd.

Today, my tickets for a Bell X1 concert arrived. I'd paid with my dad's credit card so they were addressed to him, he opened the envelope and shouted up the stairs, "Your tickets for 'Bollicks' arrived!" I lol'd.

The other day me and my friends were driving around, there wasn't enough seats in the car so one of my friends had to go in the boot, he thought it would be funny to fart. He was the only one that could smell it and then vomited when he got out of the car. I lol'd

Today, one of my high school juniors held out a giant green blow-pop and said, "Look at my candy." Without thinking I said, "That's not candy; that's practice!" She and I lol'd and then I had to leave my classroom because ALL my students heard me. In the hall, I lol'd some more.

Today I was on the bus. As we approached a bus stop I saw a man desperately running to catch the bus. So intense was his focus on the bus that he ran directly into a streetlight. He clutched his chest and heaved after the impact. When I saw he was ok, I lol'd.

Today, my mom received a text from my little brother saying, "no seriously, you give amazing blow-jobs baby." It was obviously meant for his girlfriend 'Marie' and not his 'Mam'. I lol'd.