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Today I masturbated over a girl in my class. A while later I left the house and saw her holding hands with her boyfriend. I lol'd.

Today, when I opened up my fridge, I saw a cucumber. I stuck it down my pants and used it to make a bulge. Then my blind girlfriend came home and was going to give me a blowjob. Instead she started eating the cucumber. I lol'd.

Today i walked past my friend who has a face the size of the moon. Several stationery items were in a geostationary orbit. I lol'd.

Today, I farted. I lol'd.

Today, I went on todayilold.com. I lol'd.

Today I read a story on todayilold.com. I lol'd.

Today I was on facebook and realized that I only had 69 friends and was a little sad cuz that's pretty lame.... but then I realized that it was 69! I lol'd

Today I was at a waterpark. At one slide, I saw one (large, to say the least) woman slyly skip the queue and get to the front. It's a pretty fast slide she went down, and when she emerged from it, her left boob had popped out of the bikini. It looked hilarious, just the one boob popped out. I lol'd.

Today I realized that in the next few weeks todayilold.com will probably be as popular as FML, only nobody will believe me that I discovered this site while there was only one page of posts. I lol'd.

Today I saw a kid riding on heelyz fall. I lol'd