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Today while reading the newspaper my mam looked up at me and said nonchalantly, "I read on iBook that you're on Facenet". I lol'd. Alot.

I was working in the library when this kid walks up to me and hands me a book to check out. I ask him his last name and he says "Semen". I begin typing it in but then realize what I'm writing. I ask him again, and he repeats it. Finally i ask him to spell it. S-E-A-M-U-N. Oh. I lol'd.

Today, my friend Adam asked my teacher when Mother's Day was. My friend Sam asked, "Oh, you mean sandwich day?" He got kicked out. I lol'd.

Today, an elderly teacher at my school was frantically searching for pills in the school cabinet. She said, "I need drugs! I need drugs! Where's my drugs?!" I love my school. I lol'd.

Today, in philosophy class my professor spent about twenty minutes explaining a theory. He then asked the class if we all understood, to which everyone stared blankly at him. He then said "FML." We all lol'd.

Today, I saw the Irish Spiderboy. I lol'd.

Today, my flatmate walked in, looking a little miffed. I ask her if she was alright, she said "Not really, a pigeon just flew in my face." I lol'd.

Today, after chatting to my friend on MSN for a while, she said "Anyway, I've gotta go do a shit and have a shower. See you later". She's usually the most polite girl I know. I lol'd.

Today, my friend wanted pizza. He lives 30 seconds away from the pizza place, and it was 5pm. He wasn't sure if it opened at 5pm or 6pm, so instead of walking a few yards to check, he went onto Google Street View and zoomed in on the sign in the window with the opening times. I lol'd.

Today, I received a text from my friend: "I went for a risky fart in work. Gambled and lost - I followed through. I'm at home now. I left without saying a word to anyone. Unemployment is a better outcome than THAT level of embarrassment." I lol'd.