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Today, after chatting to my friend on MSN for a while, she said "Anyway, I've gotta go do a shit and have a shower. See you later". She's usually the most polite girl I know. I lol'd.

Today, my friend wanted pizza. He lives 30 seconds away from the pizza place, and it was 5pm. He wasn't sure if it opened at 5pm or 6pm, so instead of walking a few yards to check, he went onto Google Street View and zoomed in on the sign in the window with the opening times. I lol'd.

Today, I received a text from my friend: "I went for a risky fart in work. Gambled and lost - I followed through. I'm at home now. I left without saying a word to anyone. Unemployment is a better outcome than THAT level of embarrassment." I lol'd.

Today at school, the principal caught a girl smoking in the bathrooms. He came into my class to tell my teacher this, and said "I've just fingered a girl in the toilets for smoking and -" he didn't finish his sentence due to the raucous laughter of the class. We lol'd.

Today, it was my grandmother's birthday and my grandfather bought her a neck massager as a present. When we arrived to their house my grandmother said to my mother, "oh wait until I show you the vibrator that your father bought me!" I lol'd.

Today, I found out there is a place in Ireland called 'Muff'. They also have a diving club. I lol'd. [Editor's note: It's true you know.]

Today, I heard the story of my friend getting drunk last night and vomiting profusely, and inbetween bouts of vomiting, he continued to scream "I've hit rock bottom". I lol'd.

Today, I saw eagles pushing goats off cliffs. Youtube link. I lol'd.

Today, I signed in to Facebook and I noticed my girlfriend's facebook status was "constipated people just don't give a crap." I lol'd.

Today, I watched a guy holding a large popcorn with both of his hands while waiting for his wife to buy tickets. He decided to eat some popcorn by using his tongue to pick up individual pieces of popcorn so he didn't have to move his hands from the bag. I lol'd.