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Today I told my friend that the room smelled funky. She responded saying that it was because she was wearing a new scent: "Queef by Dior." I lol'd.

Today: so basically there I am, sitting up straight, minding my own business. When my goldfish dies. I lol'd

Today, I searched on Google, "Google is". One of the auto-complete searches was, "Google is better than Yahoo". Subliminal messaging FTW. I lol'd.

Today my friend was talking about her first time horse-riding. She said "It was hard to get on top of it, I kept sliding off." I said "That's what she said!" Everyone lol'd.

Today I was looking at a flyer for a church giving away new and gently used items, I thought it was a good idea... That is until I looked at the first item under the 'gently used' category - diapers. I lol'd.

Today a girl's cell phone went off very loudly in class. She ran out of the room but not before looking right at her cell phone and going "Shhhhhhhh!!" I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that he spent a large portion of last weekend playing The Sims. He created several characters and built them houses with no toilets, just so he could watch them humiliate themselves. I lol'd.

Today I saw this image forecasting future Apple products. I lold.

Today, I found out my friends cousin died by choking on a lifesaver. I lol'd at the irony. The tragic irony.

Today my friend was taking out the rubbish, and as she was bending down trying to tie the bin bag, someone opened the door, which hit her in the ass and pushed her face right into the rubbish. I lol'd.