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Today, my friend told me that he spent a large portion of last weekend playing The Sims. He created several characters and built them houses with no toilets, just so he could watch them humiliate themselves. I lol'd.

Today I saw this image forecasting future Apple products. I lold.

Today, I found out my friends cousin died by choking on a lifesaver. I lol'd at the irony. The tragic irony.

Today my friend was taking out the rubbish, and as she was bending down trying to tie the bin bag, someone opened the door, which hit her in the ass and pushed her face right into the rubbish. I lol'd.

Today on the bus, there was a man in a suit, with a briefcase, and wearing leather gloves. Complete business look. When he sat down I could see his socks - bright ones with kangaroos on them. I lol'd.

Today, I unplugged the speakers from my computer while this girl was using it. It froze. Then my other friend said "Aha, he whore-proofed the computer!" I lol'd.

Today I found a Facebook group named, "Dear Lord, make Taylor Lautner never find his shirt again, AMEN!" Also, the description box of the group read, "He is a beauteous specimen of beautiful beauty. He's also a part time love boat and a full time sex God." I LOL'd.

Today, i went with our school's Jazz Band to go do a show, on the way to a place on a red light, we were stopped in front of a place named Cocula. I lol'd.

Today, while sitting in my Math 125 class, the prof was taking roll. I wasn't paying attention until he called out a "Will Smith". It legit was on the roster. I LOL'd

Today, I saw this picture. I lol'd so hard, looked at it, and lol'd again.