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Today, my friend said he was "as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish factory". I lol'd.

Today I found out there's a place in Pennsylvania called 'Intercourse'. I lol'd. [Editor's Note: 'Tis true.]

Today I saw a man with bigger boobs than his wife. I lol'd.

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. We were talking about Freudian Slips and she invited me to hang out. At which point, I typed, "Sure, be down in a sex." Talk about a Freudian Slip. I lol'd

Today my pregnant friend was pissed off and she wanted to fight this chick so she yelled "HOLD ON TO MY PREGNANT BELLY, I' M ABOUT TO FIGHT THIS CHICK!" I lol'd.

Today, I typed in Google "what are" and as a suggestion I got "what are these strawberrys doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad". I lol'd.

When I used to get child train fare tickets and I put it into the ticket barrier, it always read "ENTER CHILD" and I lol'd.

Today, I saw this picture. I lol'd.

Today, I texted my dad asking what he was doing. I don't think he realizes "your mom" just isn't the response his son wanted to hear. I lol'd.

Today, I was using StumbleUpon to guide me through the internet. It took me to "ratemycameltoe.com". I lol'd.