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Today my mother told me to "look at this picture of David Beckham with his baby". It was a picture of Boris Becker with his baby. I lol'd.

Today I was in a giant mini van with a lot of family and we went past this field of cows most marked with green paint across their sides. My mom says "looks like next week's hamburger". My sister, who is blonde, says, "yeah baaacoooon!". I lol'd

Today, I walked in on my friend talking to himself. I had a sneaky listen and realised he was interviewing himself on the David Letterman show. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me how he got really drunk last night and tried to order a pizza from his local pizza place in New York. He's on holiday in Peru. I don't think he got it in the end. I lol'd.

Today, me and my friends went to this trendy to new bar. I went to take a photo, and as I was backing away to get a good angle, I bumped into someone. I turned around while apologising. I turned around to see a mirrored pillar. I had just apologised to myself. I lol'd.

Today I asked my sister if she knew the capital of Spain. She replied "Mexico?". She's 24 and working full time in a decent job. I lol'd.

Today I was with my girlfriend, and she was telling her friends about her sister that just got married. She married a man from Nepal. My girlfriend said she'd married a "Napolean". I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that his Dad has two TVs, stacked on top of each other. This is because one of them had no sound, while the other had no picture. I lol'd.

Today, in english class, the teacher was writing on the board about advertising and spelt the word "cumulative" as "cummulative". A student pointed out this error and she rubbed out the second 'm', making it "cum ulative". Everyone lol'd.

Today I was joking around with my family acting like I knew nothing and getting everyone mad. So I crash on the couch with my brother and tell him " I love playing the dumb card." His response "what's the dumb card?" He was serious. I lol'd,