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Today, I walked in on my friend talking to himself. I had a sneaky listen and realised he was interviewing himself on the David Letterman show. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me how he got really drunk last night and tried to order a pizza from his local pizza place in New York. He's on holiday in Peru. I don't think he got it in the end. I lol'd.

Today, me and my friends went to this trendy to new bar. I went to take a photo, and as I was backing away to get a good angle, I bumped into someone. I turned around while apologising. I turned around to see a mirrored pillar. I had just apologised to myself. I lol'd.

Today I asked my sister if she knew the capital of Spain. She replied "Mexico?". She's 24 and working full time in a decent job. I lol'd.

Today I was with my girlfriend, and she was telling her friends about her sister that just got married. She married a man from Nepal. My girlfriend said she'd married a "Napolean". I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that his Dad has two TVs, stacked on top of each other. This is because one of them had no sound, while the other had no picture. I lol'd.

Today, in english class, the teacher was writing on the board about advertising and spelt the word "cumulative" as "cummulative". A student pointed out this error and she rubbed out the second 'm', making it "cum ulative". Everyone lol'd.

Today I was joking around with my family acting like I knew nothing and getting everyone mad. So I crash on the couch with my brother and tell him " I love playing the dumb card." His response "what's the dumb card?" He was serious. I lol'd,

Today, I guy in my class told me he was better at using computers than me. His challenge? To safely remove a USB stick. I lol'd.

Today I was on my computer, thinking of something to do. I said "I can has cheezburger!" and went on the site. A few minutes later, my mam came in with a burger for me. She thought I asked for one. I lol'd.