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Today on Facebook I saw this girl named Molly's status, and found out this boy's nicknames for her. She always wears Hollister. The nickname? Her name and Hollister mixed together. Mollister. I said it out loud a few times. I lol'd.

Today my friend randomly texted me and said "I fell off a boat. Well someone pushed me off. Well we were going 40mph." I lol'd.

Today, I was in class and heaps of people were talking to my teacher at once. He said "Shhh, I'm not an octopus". I lol'd at the nonsensical comment.

Today I visited my Aunt Nora. She told me it was Uncle Tom's birthday and she was sending a card. Nora and Tom! She had written "Happy Birthday Tomm". I said, "Aunt Nora, you've got to take out an 'm'." "Which one?" she said. I lol'd

Today, in the college library a girl started playing music really loudly from her laptop, obviously not realising her headphones weren't plugged in. The whole floor started laughing as she didn't notice until someone beside her pointed it out. We all lol'd.

Today, my friend misread a Facebook group that I had joined 'feed a child with a click', as 'feel a child with a dick'.

Today my friend's Facebook status said she was going to Austria with her family for Spring Break. A girl commented underneath, "bring me back a koala!" I don't think geography was her strong point. I lol'd.

Today, while watching reruns of Friends with my friend, Monica made some reference to Ross being family. My friend turned to me and exclaimed, "Wait, they're related?!" I lol'd.

Today, my brother came home from his soccer match and my mother asked him what the score was. He told her it was a draw, and she responded, "to who?" I lol'd.

Today, my friend was trying to cheer me up and said "I'm sure Louie Armstrong never thought he'd end up being the first man on the moon!" I'm pretty sure she meant Neil. I lol'd.