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Today, I was helping my little brother with his English homework. He needed to put the word 'blue' in a sentence. He wrote down, "I have blue balls." He meant his toy balls. I lol'd.

Today, I had just finished dinner and heard my parents talking about schools. My dad said that they're only teaching us students what the government wants us to be taught. So I replied, "what do they want us to be teached?" and in unison both my parents exclaimed "taught". We all lol'd.

Today I saw this video about the dumbest kid alive: I lol'd

Today I was at a store buying pack of cigarettes and had two pizza boxes in my hand. In front of me there was a heavily overweight kid and he starts to look at my pizza boxes. Then he suddenly pops out "Gimme a slice!". I said: "no." Then he asks again "C'mon! Gimme a slice, bitch." I'm a man. I lol'd

Today I banged my elbow on the doorjamb. I yelled out "Ow! God!..." my two year old daughter chimed in "...damn it!". I lol'd

Today, my 5 year old sister was throwing a tantrum. As she was storming out of the kitchen she turned to my mom and screamed "I want a divorce!". I lol'd.

Today whilst my mother was checking the history on a computer only children under 12 use she found sites including one called "clitgames". I lol'd.

Today I was at the book shop buying stationary for my little cousin for going back to school. She wandered off and a few minutes later I hear her shout loudly across the shop 'I NEED MORE RUBBERS!' I lol'd.

Today my young cousin and his friend decided to make beans on toast for lunch. Midway through cooking the beans they asked me what beans are made of. I lol'd.

Today I was on Today I lol'd and there was an advertisement that said '1 tip of a flat belly: cut down 3lbs of your belly every week by using this 1 weird tip' and there was an arrow pointing towards 'kids' under the categories. I lol'd.