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Today, me and my friends wanted to play some football, but the ball was flat. I said, "we can't play with this, it's too soft". My friend immediately added "that's what she said". I lol'd.

Today, my brother went shopping to get a pair of shoes. He hates shopping. He came home with a nice pair of shoes. However, he'd somehow managed to get one size 8 shoe, and one size 10. I lol'd.

Today, while playing football, a team-mate accidentally kicked the ball into an opponent's face. His shoe also came off and hit the guy square in the nuts - an incredible double whammy. I lol'd.

Today, while in the shop with my mam she asked a guy at the till if the sun was out. The guy looked outside and went "uuuh...". It was lashing rain. She was talking about the newspaper. She was embarrassed. I lol'd.

Today, on the bus an old man kept muttering to himself under his breath. Most passengers just ignored him until he shouted, "VERY NICE LEGS" at a girl waiting to get off the bus. The poor girl was mortified. I lol'd.

Today I saw this weird picture of a donkey. I lol'd.

Today, I saw an advertisement for a flooring company called 'Lino Ritchie'. I lol'd.

Today, I was on the bus with a few friends, the bus went silent, another passenger announced this. My friend then burped. I lol'd.

Today me and my friends were in McDonald's, when this really fat guy that had his shirt hanging partially over his trousers walked in, and my friend bet that he only came in to take a shit. He walked into the toilet, and after a while, walked out of the building. My friends and I lol'd.

Today, I worked out that if you type into the UK google maps to get directions by car it works. However, if you 'get directions' from Brisbane Australia to California US it suggests kayaking across the pacific ocean. I lol'd.