Submit your story

• - Concept : An anecdote always starts with 'Today' and ends with 'I lol'd'. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
• - If your story isn't published on our website, don't feel offended, and thank you! And always be patient, your story may not appear on the site for a few days

Your nickname :

Categories : Choose Kids Love Miscellaneous Oh the humanity Out and About Sex Stupidity Work

Gender? : Choose Male Female

Email notification ?

Today, my girlfriend had been acting angry with me. I had no idea what I'd done. Eventually she told me she was acting this way because I cheated on her last night - in her dream. I lol'd.

Today I was reading a thread online about "things you do to women when you start liking them". The first reply was simply "watch them". I lol'd.

Today, I said "rawr" to my friend, and that it meant "I love you" in dinosaur. He said that dinosaurs can't say love, and that it probably meant "I'm about to bite your tits off." I lol'd.

Today, I saw a woman riding a tandem bike. Solo. I lol'd.

Today I listened to this guy's voicemail attempt to chat up a girl. Genius. I lol'd.

Today, my wife told me she was leaving me and taking the kids with her. I ... didn't lol at all actually it's been a very traumatic day and to laugh at such a scenario would be utter madness.

Today, my best friend's cousin asked me if I wanted to sleep with her. I lol'd

Today, I saw a facebook group called "binge drinking - not cool". I lol'd. Binge drinking is totally cool.

Today, I witnessed a couple having a heated argument on the street outside a bar, with a few onlookers gathering. Finally, the woman screams "Fine! I've had enough! I'm outta here, so fuck you!", and turns around and walks directly into a lamp post. I lol'd. Everyone lol'd.