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Today, I typed in "I am" into Google. One of the suggestions was "I am extremely terrified of chinese people." Since I am Chinese, I lol'd

Today while reading Today I Lol'd, I read a story about my friend. Now the whole world knows she likes a winebottle in the bajingo. I Lol'd. (editor's note : This story right here folks)

Today while playing 'I never', a girl I never really talked to and always seemed shy said ''I've never pleasured myself with a winebottle''. She's now a good friend and I still lol.

Today, I was out at the mall giving out free hugs. Someone called the cops and cited me for solicitation, and as they were explaining it to me, the guy behind him took out a "special" brownie and took a bite and lol'd. I groaned at the irony and idiocy, then lol'd.

Today I was walking down the street and I passed a homeless woman. When she asked me for money I said "sorry" and kept walking. She in turn said, "don't be sorry, just be useful." It was ironic. I lol'd.

Today, when I opened up my fridge, I saw a cucumber. I stuck it down my pants and used it to make a bulge. Then my blind girlfriend came home and was going to give me a blowjob. Instead she started eating the cucumber. I lol'd.

Today, I found out about my friend's actions last night. He has a bit of a reputation for causing trouble when drunk. Last night, he promised to behave, and managed to get home without passing out, throwing up, or starting a fight. He walked in proudly. And promptly got sick on his stairs. I lol'd

Today I masturbated over a girl in my class. A while later I left the house and saw her holding hands with her boyfriend. I lol'd.