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Today at school, the principal caught a girl smoking in the bathrooms. He came into my class to tell my teacher this, and said "I've just fingered a girl in the toilets for smoking and -" he didn't finish his sentence due to the raucous laughter of the class. We lol'd.

Today, it was my grandmother's birthday and my grandfather bought her a neck massager as a present. When we arrived to their house my grandmother said to my mother, "oh wait until I show you the vibrator that your father bought me!" I lol'd.

Today, I found out there is a place in Ireland called 'Muff'. They also have a diving club. I lol'd. [Editor's note: It's true you know.]

Today, I heard the story of my friend getting drunk last night and vomiting profusely, and inbetween bouts of vomiting, he continued to scream "I've hit rock bottom". I lol'd.

Today, I saw eagles pushing goats off cliffs. Youtube link. I lol'd.

Today, I signed in to Facebook and I noticed my girlfriend's facebook status was "constipated people just don't give a crap." I lol'd.

Today, I watched a guy holding a large popcorn with both of his hands while waiting for his wife to buy tickets. He decided to eat some popcorn by using his tongue to pick up individual pieces of popcorn so he didn't have to move his hands from the bag. I lol'd.

Today in maths I noticed my male, very butch, teacher had a sticker on his laptop of a little cartoon hedgehog that said 'keep trying'. I LOL'd

Today I saw a picture of a bear sticking its head out the window of a cab. I lol'd.

Today, I saw that my ironing board was all wrinkly. I lol'd at the irony. Then I lol'd again because irony has the word 'iron' in it.