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Today, my mom called me a son of a bitch, I don't think she realized the irony. I lol'd

Me and another friend were waiting for some other friends to arrive. I felt it had been a long while, so I attempted to say that it "Feels like it's been forever," except I got stuck at "been," thinking I might instead say "hours." My friend quickly sits up and shouts "Yes, it HAS been." I lol'd.

Today, on the traffic update on the radio, they said the left lane on the 403 was blocked by a large package. I lol'd.

Today I realized that in the next few weeks todayilold.com will probably be as popular as FML, only nobody will believe me that I discovered this site while there was only one page of posts. I lol'd.

During the credits of the Transformers 2 movie my Friends and I saw that there guy named Logan Hard. We lol'd. alot

Today, I watched this video about spiders on drugs : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I . I lol'd

Today, I went on todayilold.com. I lol'd.

Today, I got sick of everyone raving about Susan Boyle so I checked her out on Youtube. I finally saw the woman everyone was raving about. I lol'd.

Today, I went shopping to buy a cake. I went to look at the price for an assorted fruit cake. The label said "ASS FRUIT CAKE". I lol'd.