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Today, I went out to my garden and there was a random, mysterious burger on the steps. Completely untouched. I lol'd

Today I saw an ad that said, "Want famous friends like The Jonas Brothers?" I lol'd extra hard.

Today my friend uploaded a photo album to facebook "Vancouver photos that weren't eaten by my dickhead camera". In the preview on the sidebar it just said "Vancouver photos that weren't eaten by my dick...". I lol'd.

Today I was in my local bar with my family and the barman brought down our drinks that my dad ordered. Looking at my sisters (I'm a guy) he said "the rose westcoast is for?" I said "me!". He replied "of course for you sir". My dad looked so proud ... not! Awkward. But deep down, I lol'd.

Today, I got a headshot with a bayonet in a game. I lol'd. It happened again with an airplane. I lol'd again.

Today, while watching videos on youtube (editor's interpretation : masturbating), I heard a knock on my second story balcony door. I then opened the door to be asked if "Ty still lived here". I replied no and the guy climbed down my fire escape in confusion. I lol'd.

Today I heard the word "Absofuckingloutly".I lol'd.

Today, I was reading an internet forum thread about "Could you survive as just a head?". People were getting serious, talking about the science of it and previous experiments on animals. One guy replied "not without a hat". I lol'd.

Today I read a story on todayilold.com. I lol'd.

Today I was on facebook and realized that I only had 69 friends and was a little sad cuz that's pretty lame.... but then I realized that it was 69! I lol'd