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Today, me and my friends were talking about the song Obsessed by Mariah Carey. My friend started singing it "Why you having sex with me?" we told her it's actually "Why you so obsessed with me?". I lol'd.

Today, one of my high school juniors held out a giant green blow-pop and said, "Look at my candy." Without thinking I said, "That's not candy; that's practice!" She and I lol'd and then I had to leave my classroom because ALL my students heard me. In the hall, I lol'd some more.

Today, my friend's Facebook status was "my mam called my dad a lesbian today". I lol'd

Today, I was lurking on my ex-boyfriend's Facebook page. We broke up last year after I found out he'd been seeing someone else while still dating me; he proposed to her a few months later. Today, I noticed he'd recently changed his relationship status from 'engaged' to 'single'. I lol'd.

Today, I was in Statistics learning about the cumulative factor. My teacher wrote cum factor on the board. I lol'd.

Today at work, a woman was buying school supplies for her three children, who all looked to be 17. The last item I rang up for them was a pair of safety scissors which their mother saw, then refused to pay for them, and grounded her son because they were "stabby" and "pointy". I lol'd. A lot.

My friends and I love to watch the credits on movies and look for funny names. Today we saw Mo Henry... I imagined Christopher Walken saying it: I lol'd.

Today my friends and I were writing in secret code. Every letter was changed to the next letter in the alphabet. I was writing to my friend Anna. Her code name was boob. I lol'd

Today my friend made a joke about making me sniff crack off a hookers ass. When I said no he replied with, "but, it's CRACK" I said (with no pun intended), "it's still ass crack." We lol'd.

Today me and my friends smoked some good pot. We all lol'd.