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Today, I saw this picture. I lol'd.

Today I typed in "I have" in google, it suggested "I have no friends" . I lol'd

Today, I found Hats Of Meat. I lol'd.

Today I was sitting at the computer and my cat was sitting next to my keyboard. My cat then pressed the eject button on my keyboard and was pushed off the desk by the disc tray. I lol'd.

Today I went to pet my cat's tail while he was bathing himself and then when i touched his tail he gave me a total "oh-no-you-didn't" look. I lol'd.

Today I saw the new ShamWow commercial that was made from a song on youtube. I lol'd.

Today, my math teacher wrote 'D:' on the board. It looked like a face. I lol'd.

Today, my 4 year old cousin was sick with a really bad flu. Being just 4 he didn't understand why his mom couldn't make him feel better so he could go out to play. He told her "I'M LEAVING HOME". I lol'd.

Today, I heard that Obama called Kanye West a 'jackass'. Video here. What a hero. I lol'd

Today in class, my HUGE-assed teacher bent over beside my desk and let out a long, wet fart straight in my face. I coughed alot, then I lol'd.