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Today (I'm a teacher) while correcting sentences for grammar, one read, "The curtains and carpet match." I lol'd.

Today, I realized that my boyfriend looks like Ron Weasley, and I look like Luna Lovegood. Then I wondered " but what Hermione will think?" And then I lol'd at my own ridiculousness.

Today, I found a random pack of avocados in the fridge. On the packaging it said, "Ready and ripe!". I always test that by squeezing them. After I did I realised on the packaging it said, "Don't squeeze me!". I lol'd.

Today, I heard that the last only original member of the Sugababes left the band. The band now consists entirely of replacements. I lol'd.

Today in math class, my math teacher was talking to another student and said "don't, stop", me and my friend burst out "BELIEVIN'!" and the whole class looked at us like we were crazy. We high-fived. Then lol'd

Today I was watching Spongebob. Him and Patrick were about to wrestle and Spongebob ripped off his clothes to reveal a really muscular body. Patrick ripped off his to reveal a suit. I lol'd.

Today, I went to my friends house. She has a big orange cat. Pissed that it sat on my laptop, 2 remotes and my 1 liter of Mt. dew (Yes it's that big) I kicked it off. It got mad and attacked the couch.

Today, I used the word "lol" in real life and people frowned at me. I lol'd.

Today, I saw his video. I lol'd.

Today, I watched the video on www.swinetastesfine.com, I lol'd. (editor's note : this is so catchy!)