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Today on the bus, there was a man in a suit, with a briefcase, and wearing leather gloves. Complete business look. When he sat down I could see his socks - bright ones with kangaroos on them. I lol'd.

Today, I unplugged the speakers from my computer while this girl was using it. It froze. Then my other friend said "Aha, he whore-proofed the computer!" I lol'd.

Today I found a Facebook group named, "Dear Lord, make Taylor Lautner never find his shirt again, AMEN!" Also, the description box of the group read, "He is a beauteous specimen of beautiful beauty. He's also a part time love boat and a full time sex God." I LOL'd.

Today, i went with our school's Jazz Band to go do a show, on the way to a place on a red light, we were stopped in front of a place named Cocula. I lol'd.

Today, while sitting in my Math 125 class, the prof was taking roll. I wasn't paying attention until he called out a "Will Smith". It legit was on the roster. I LOL'd

Today, I saw this picture. I lol'd so hard, looked at it, and lol'd again.

Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean 'laugh out louded'. I lol'd. [Editor's note: I'm going to go take a long hard look at myself and re-evaluate this whole website.]

Today I went to type, "where does rain come from" into google. I got as far as, "where does" and Google recommended, "Where does Justin Bieber live?" I lol'd.

Today I was on my way to pick my friend up to go hang out so I texted him "I'm coming". To which he replied "Ok. When you're done can you pick me up?". I lol'd

Today, I was playing a horror theme multiplayer computer game with a friend. We were on the defensive and feeling very insecure with our location when he asks "Should we stay or should we go?". I replied "If we stay there will be trouble, if we go there will be double." He said "we should obviously stay then". I lol'd.