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Today I was eating out this girl and her two friends walked in on us. They asked to join. I lol'd. The girl didn't.

Today, while walking to my car, a friend asked ''How many calories is in a mouthful of semen, I need to know before I give you head''. I'm a girl. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me about his actions last night. He got lucky with some girl in a nightclub, then blacked out, so next thing he remembers is waking up beside her, still feeling drunk. Decided to sneak out. Only when going down the stairs did he realise he was actually in his own house. I lol'd

Today, I called to my friend's house. His mom let me in & I went up to his room. When I opened the door I heard the laptop lid click shut, and he was in the bed, looking rather flustered. Obviously been masturbating. I asked "what you doing?". He sighed & just said "Masturbating, alright?". I lol'd

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my parents and nieces. My mom and dad were preparing for a donkey ride. My mom was struggling with saddling the donkey. So, my dad says to her, "Just take it up the ass women." I began puking violently. Then lol'd.

Today, my Mom arrived home in her car just as my Dad was leaving in his. Later, my Mom exclaimed to him "I came just as you were pulling out!". I lol'd. Then I remembered it was my parents and I felt disgusted at myself for laughing at the unintentional innuendo.

Today, on the way to our last exam my friend got caught in a sudden downpour. Exasperated, she walked into the exam hall and exclaimed, "I've never been so wet in my life!". I lol'd.