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When I used to get child train fare tickets and I put it into the ticket barrier, it always read "ENTER CHILD" and I lol'd.

Today, I saw this picture. I lol'd.

Today, I texted my dad asking what he was doing. I don't think he realizes "your mom" just isn't the response his son wanted to hear. I lol'd.

Today, I was using StumbleUpon to guide me through the internet. It took me to "ratemycameltoe.com". I lol'd.

Today, I read a comment about a music video on YouTube (the song Infinity by Guru Josh Project) that said 'How sexy is that lady? I wanna put my sledgehammer inside her'. I lol'd

Today I was driving down my road and there was a man and a woman bending down looking in the boot of their car. When the woman stood up, the man was still bending down a little bit ,so her breasts were pushed into his face. They lol'd and I lol'd .

Today, my boyfriend was sending me dirty texts. His intention was to write "Fuck Me", but he didn't look over the message, so when I read it, it said "Duck me", I lol'd.

Today, I was on yahoo! answers and a women wanted to know how you can tell if you're too 'loose' because she recently had kids. One of the replies was "If you can stick both hands in there and clap." I lol'd.

Today, while I was on the bus I noticed the "Stopping" sign inside the bus wasn't working properly. The bulbs to light up the 'S' weren't working, so everytime the bus was about to come to a stop, it read "topping" in bright letters. I lol'd at the random innuendo.

Today, my cousin asked my best friend if she could sleep with him. I lol'd