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Today, I did shrooms for the first time. I accidentally knocked down a door and tried to climb in, and thought a bottle of soap was going to kill me. When I awoke in the hospital naked, I lol'd.

Today, I was on a bus and saw a guy running with a sub sandwich. He then trips on a curb, drops it, rolls three times and gets up and starts lol'ing. I also lol'd.

Today, I was at my cousin's house playing video games. I heard a loud crash, only to hear screaming from the stairs afterwards. My cousin had fallen, and I was sitting there laughing at him while he was crying. It turned out that he had sprained his ankle very baldy. I felt guilty, but I lol'd.

Today I was at a movie and got some popcorn. The guy behind the counter said "enjoy your movie" and I said " you too." It took me a second and then i said "Shit, sorry" then walked away. He lol'd

Today my friend walked into the room covered in blood. He'd forgotten his bike had no brakes and he was going down a hill, he was forced to jump into a hedge. I lol'd

Today, I arrived home from a late drinking session, just as my neighbour was going to work. He said, "I hope you're not only coming home now!". My poor alcohol-addled mind could think of nothing better to say than "...Ah well." I cringed. Then I lol'd.

Today a relative of mine wished me a Happy Birthday, I happily received his present and said 'same to you'. He lol'd.

Today, was at a friends house. My friend picked up a plumb and didn't like the look of it so he put it down. He picked up another, then his Dad said 'Stop messing with my plumbs'. I lol'd. He did too

Today at a resteraunt a drunk guy tries to make a quick grab and getaway with someone else's to-go order. As he heads for the double doors he tries to open both for a dramatic exit, without realizing there was a pole in the middle. He went face first into the pole and the food went flying. I lol'd.

Today I was watching TV and tried to change the channel. I got frustrated when the remote wasn't working. Perhaps because I was actually pointing my cell phone at the TV. I lol'd.