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Today, I found my grandmother watching the information channel on our digital TV. I asked her why she was watching it and she said she was waiting for the news to come on. I lol'd.

Today, my friend texted me telling me the club we're going to tonight has a promotion on 'jagerboobs' tonight. She meant jagerbombs. I lol'd.

Today my mom was singing along to La Roux in the car but sang, "Mulletproooof". I lol'd.

Today, I was sitting with my mates, and all of a sudden I burped so I said "Haha, I burped" and one of my mates said "I thought I felt something on my foot just then! So it was you!" I lol'd because it was so retarded and made NO sense. I lol'd again.

Today, on the bus, I heard a drug deal take place between a man and a woman. The woman had two children with her. I lol'd

Today on Google I was going to look up some symptoms. When I got to "What are these s..." at the bottom of the recommendation list it said "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit salad". I lol'd

Today, I noticed that my friend has a spanner in his bath. It's been there for months. I lol'd.

Today, I remembered one time at school I told my friend about how a girl asked me what $1.20 + $1.00 was, my friend replied 'it's $1.20' I was like 'it's $2.20, nice to see 11 years of education weren't wasted on you' she said "What? I started school when i was five". She also happens to be a year 11. I lol'd.

Today, I was sending a text to a friend citing a private joke: "I think it's guillotine time". Having recently got a new phone, I plugged in the digits and sent. I got no reply. When I mentioned it later, he told me he never got it- wrong number. It was sent to some terrified stranger. I lol'd.

Today I was on the bus. As we approached a bus stop I saw a man desperately running to catch the bus. So intense was his focus on the bus that he ran directly into a streetlight. He clutched his chest and heaved after the impact. When I saw he was ok, I lol'd.