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Today I heard a loud thud and looked over to see that my roommate had, for the second time this semester, leaned too far back in her desk chair and was on the floor staring at the ceiling. She tried to play it off all cool. She didn't succeed. I lol'd.

Today, I heard the word 'mubjunt'. I lol'd.

Today, I was talking to a friend on GoogleTalk as I was about to leave work and decided to type "I'm going home". Instead, I typed "I'm going homo". I lol'd.

Today me and my friend were sitting in the canteen when this staff member was wearing her ID card round her neck, but it was on her back, and I asked my friend if she could see her name. And she kept turning round to look at it but couldn't, then the staff member angrily moved seats. I lol'd.

Today I was on MSN and I was talking to my friend and I meant to say "I'm too sexy for my shirt", but I said "I'm too sexy for my shit". I lol'd

Today, after going to Photoplus for over 2 years, I realised that when you peel the back off the photos they are actually stickers. I lol'd.

Today, my German lecturer pronounced Mel Gibson as 'Mel Jibson'. I lol'd.

Today, my sister and I were watching the episode of Spongebob where he smells and it comes to the part where he makes the realization that patrick didn't know because he has no nose. My sister turns to me and says "omg did you know that patrick has no nose!" I lol'd.

Today, I watched Gordon Ramsey : Where's the lamb sauce. This video. I lol'd

Today I watched grape lady falls on youtube. Classic. I lol'd.