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Today I was walking on a wall and when I put my right foot forward it didn't go on the wall, I missed it. I the proceeded to fall, but I caught onto the wall and pulled myself up. Feeling like a secret agent, I lol'd.

Today I was sitting outside McDonalds when an elderly (key word) woman with a rather large ass walked out. A random passerby screamed from his car "Shawty got a donk!". I lol'd.

Today I was at a waterpark. At one slide, I saw one (large, to say the least) woman slyly skip the queue and get to the front. It's a pretty fast slide she went down, and when she emerged from it, her left boob had popped out of the bikini. It looked hilarious, just the one boob popped out. I lol'd.

Today, I saw a man get out of his car and walk to the post box. He had his car keys in one hand & an envelope in the other. He popped the keys into the box and strolled back to his car. I saw his facial expression turn to one of horror when he tried to put the envelope in the car key hole. I lol'd.

Today, I was watching the boats from the Volvo Ocean Race leave Galway harbour from across the bay in Clare. We parked on a narrow road and it soon became packed with spectators. One woman took it upon herself to direct traffic, shouting 'Bloody foreigners-Fecking yanks!!!' at passing cars. I lol'd.

Today, I was on the bus. The man sitting in the seat in front of me sneezed and snot went everywhere, including the hair of the woman in front of him. She didn't notice. I did. I lol'd.

Today, I saw a bumper sticker that said "Cyberspace scared me so much, I downloaded in my pants". I lol'd.

Today, I farted. I lol'd.