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Today, I was walking down the street, and saw my friend driving towards me. He beeped and waved. The man walking in front of me (a total stranger) looked up and waved back at my friend. Then he turned to me, realised what happened, and mumbled. I lol'd.

Today, I went to town after school and I was hanging out with one of my mates when my guy mate walked into garden place with a chihuahua in his arms, it's his pet. My friend and I shouted 'WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A RAT?!'. We lol'd.

Today, I saw a constuction guy bent over, working on some pipes. I got a full view of his butt crack. I lol'd.

Today, I went to a computer store that was selling FF3 for 3 dollars. I held it up to my dad and said "look, you can buy it for 3 dollars instead of downloading it for free!" and I heard a passing by employee laugh. I lol'd

Today, as I was putting some rubbish in a public bin, I noticed someone had defaced the bin so that instead of saying "Litter", it said "Clitterus". I lol'd.

Today on Dublin bus stopped at traffic lights, a elderly lady sitting in front of me leapt across the bus to the other window and screamed "BLOODY FUCKING PUSH-BIKES!" at a cyclist harmlessly parked beside us. Most people edged slowly away while the bus driver and I lol'd.

While at camp my friends and I were reading messages written on a bunk. One was 'Here on the Moon, there is a big fat poon, wanna spoon? 1800 6969696 call me soon I'm open for suggestions' We lol'd. Later we texted it to a friend, his girlfriend had his phone and read it. We lol'd some more.

Today, I discovered that there's a place in Austria called 'Fucking' - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria I lol'd

Today, I was walking home and saw a road sign saying 'slow', someone had scrawled underneath it 'sex!!'. I lol'd.

Today, my mom received a text from my little brother saying, "no seriously, you give amazing blow-jobs baby." It was obviously meant for his girlfriend 'Marie' and not his 'Mam'. I lol'd.