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Today I went to type, "where does rain come from" into google. I got as far as, "where does" and Google recommended, "Where does Justin Bieber live?" I lol'd.

Today I was on my way to pick my friend up to go hang out so I texted him "I'm coming". To which he replied "Ok. When you're done can you pick me up?". I lol'd

Today I saw a man with bigger boobs than his wife. I lol'd.

Today, I signed in to Facebook and I noticed my girlfriend's facebook status was "constipated people just don't give a crap." I lol'd.

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. We were talking about Freudian Slips and she invited me to hang out. At which point, I typed, "Sure, be down in a sex." Talk about a Freudian Slip. I lol'd

Today, I was playing a horror theme multiplayer computer game with a friend. We were on the defensive and feeling very insecure with our location when he asks "Should we stay or should we go?". I replied "If we stay there will be trouble, if we go there will be double." He said "we should obviously stay then". I lol'd.

Today (I'm a teacher) while correcting sentences for grammar, one read, "The curtains and carpet match." I lol'd.

Today my pregnant friend was pissed off and she wanted to fight this chick so she yelled "HOLD ON TO MY PREGNANT BELLY, I' M ABOUT TO FIGHT THIS CHICK!" I lol'd.

Today I was joking around with my family acting like I knew nothing and getting everyone mad. So I crash on the couch with my brother and tell him " I love playing the dumb card." His response "what's the dumb card?" He was serious. I lol'd,

Today, I watched a guy holding a large popcorn with both of his hands while waiting for his wife to buy tickets. He decided to eat some popcorn by using his tongue to pick up individual pieces of popcorn so he didn't have to move his hands from the bag. I lol'd.