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Today, while working at Game, a man came in asking if we had any PS3 controllers with longer leads. He didn't realise the controllers are wireless, and thought the little charger lead was the actual lead. I lol'd.

Today I was with my girlfriend, and she was telling her friends about her sister that just got married. She married a man from Nepal. My girlfriend said she'd married a "Napolean". I lol'd.

Today, while in the shop with my mam she asked a guy at the till if the sun was out. The guy looked outside and went "uuuh...". It was lashing rain. She was talking about the newspaper. She was embarrassed. I lol'd.

Today, while working at pizza hut a lady asked me if bbq wings have bbq sauce on them. I waited until she hung up, then I lol'd.

Today I saw this video about the dumbest kid alive: I lol'd

Today, I unplugged the speakers from my computer while this girl was using it. It froze. Then my other friend said "Aha, he whore-proofed the computer!" I lol'd.

Today I found a Facebook group named, "Dear Lord, make Taylor Lautner never find his shirt again, AMEN!" Also, the description box of the group read, "He is a beauteous specimen of beautiful beauty. He's also a part time love boat and a full time sex God." I LOL'd.

Today, I found out there is a place in Ireland called 'Muff'. They also have a diving club. I lol'd. [Editor's note: It's true you know.]

Today, i went with our school's Jazz Band to go do a show, on the way to a place on a red light, we were stopped in front of a place named Cocula. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that his Dad has two TVs, stacked on top of each other. This is because one of them had no sound, while the other had no picture. I lol'd.