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Today, my friend told me that he spent a large portion of last weekend playing The Sims. He created several characters and built them houses with no toilets, just so he could watch them humiliate themselves. I lol'd.

Today I saw this image forecasting future Apple products. I lold.

Today, I found out my friends cousin died by choking on a lifesaver. I lol'd at the irony. The tragic irony.

Today I was reading a thread online about "things you do to women when you start liking them". The first reply was simply "watch them". I lol'd.

Today, my friend said he was "as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish factory". I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me how he got really drunk last night and tried to order a pizza from his local pizza place in New York. He's on holiday in Peru. I don't think he got it in the end. I lol'd.

Today, I had just finished dinner and heard my parents talking about schools. My dad said that they're only teaching us students what the government wants us to be taught. So I replied, "what do they want us to be teached?" and in unison both my parents exclaimed "taught". We all lol'd.

Today, my friend wanted pizza. He lives 30 seconds away from the pizza place, and it was 5pm. He wasn't sure if it opened at 5pm or 6pm, so instead of walking a few yards to check, he went onto Google Street View and zoomed in on the sign in the window with the opening times. I lol'd.

Today my friend was taking out the rubbish, and as she was bending down trying to tie the bin bag, someone opened the door, which hit her in the ass and pushed her face right into the rubbish. I lol'd.

Today, I received a text from my friend: "I went for a risky fart in work. Gambled and lost - I followed through. I'm at home now. I left without saying a word to anyone. Unemployment is a better outcome than THAT level of embarrassment." I lol'd.