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Today, in philosophy class my professor spent about twenty minutes explaining a theory. He then asked the class if we all understood, to which everyone stared blankly at him. He then said "FML." We all lol'd.

Today my friend's Facebook status said she was going to Austria with her family for Spring Break. A girl commented underneath, "bring me back a koala!" I don't think geography was her strong point. I lol'd.

Today, I was helping my little brother with his English homework. He needed to put the word 'blue' in a sentence. He wrote down, "I have blue balls." He meant his toy balls. I lol'd.

Today, my friend called in sick to work and then posted on her Facebook that she'd pulled a sickie and was going shopping instead. She obviously forgot she was friends with her boss on Facebook as there was a comment from him underneath saying "Don't bother coming in tomorrow." I lol'd.

Today, while watching reruns of Friends with my friend, Monica made some reference to Ross being family. My friend turned to me and exclaimed, "Wait, they're related?!" I lol'd.

Today, my brother came home from his soccer match and my mother asked him what the score was. He told her it was a draw, and she responded, "to who?" I lol'd.

Today, my friend was trying to cheer me up and said "I'm sure Louie Armstrong never thought he'd end up being the first man on the moon!" I'm pretty sure she meant Neil. I lol'd.

Today my grandmother kept talking about some singer called 'Sinead Twine'. No one had a clue who she was talking about until my brother realised she meant Shania Twain. I lol'd.

Today, my friend and I were standing looking at the headlines of the newspapers. One said something about the USA criticizing Nato over something. She turned to me and said "Who's Nato?" I lol'd.

Today I saw my friend walking oddly down the street, taking differently lengthed strides. He's a bit OCD, but otherwise perfectly normal. I caught up with him and asked what he was doing. He calmly said "Oh, I just can't walk on the cracks because none of my dreams will come true if I do." I lol'd.