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Today, a girl sitting in the office said to my friend, "We did it, but I got bored. Now my wrist hurts." I lol'd at the sexual incompetence.

Today, an elderly teacher at my school was frantically searching for pills in the school cabinet. She said, "I need drugs! I need drugs! Where's my drugs?!" I love my school. I lol'd.

Today, my principal said she didn't want to have a "you-know-what measuring contest". My assistant principal and I lol'd.

Today, I searched on Google, "Google is". One of the auto-complete searches was, "Google is better than Yahoo". Subliminal messaging FTW. I lol'd.

Today my friend was talking about her first time horse-riding. She said "It was hard to get on top of it, I kept sliding off." I said "That's what she said!" Everyone lol'd.

Today, in the college library a girl started playing music really loudly from her laptop, obviously not realising her headphones weren't plugged in. The whole floor started laughing as she didn't notice until someone beside her pointed it out. We all lol'd.

Today I was reading an article online about how some women can orgasm simply by doing sit-ups, and most of the comments were from people who said "how they are proud to be women". I lol'd

Today I was looking at a flyer for a church giving away new and gently used items, I thought it was a good idea... That is until I looked at the first item under the 'gently used' category - diapers. I lol'd.

Today, my friend misread a Facebook group that I had joined 'feed a child with a click', as 'feel a child with a dick'.

Today a girl's cell phone went off very loudly in class. She ran out of the room but not before looking right at her cell phone and going "Shhhhhhhh!!" I lol'd.