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Today at work (I work medical collections) I called a man and was checking the info, and the referring doctor was a urology place. I meant to say, "Be advised this is an attempt to collect a debt" but instead said "Please be advised this is an attempt to collect a dick... I mean debt!' I was so embarrassed, but lol'd.

Today in maths I noticed my male, very butch, teacher had a sticker on his laptop of a little cartoon hedgehog that said 'keep trying'. I LOL'd

Today, I guy in my class told me he was better at using computers than me. His challenge? To safely remove a USB stick. I lol'd.

Today, I typed in Google "what are" and as a suggestion I got "what are these strawberrys doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad". I lol'd.

Today I was on my computer, thinking of something to do. I said "I can has cheezburger!" and went on the site. A few minutes later, my mam came in with a burger for me. She thought I asked for one. I lol'd.

Today, while working at McDonald's, one of my massively overweight managers came in, with her arm in a sling. She's 21 and she just got a Pacemaker. I lol'd. Then felt bad.

Today, my teacher was talking about how we had one final major assessment left. He then wrote on the board "One Major Ass." I lol'd.

Today my mum told me that I was adopted because I'm so blonde and stupid and dumb. I lol'd.

Today, I saw a sign that read "All Positions Available", I lol'd.

Yesterday I was at my aunt's house for dinner. After we ate, my cousins and I were playing keep away. All of the sudden, I hear a huge CRASH! and then my brother saying, "oh crap, I'm outta here!". Turns out my cousin put a massive hole in my aunt's wall. She felt awful, but we all lol'd.