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Today, I was in a public toilet and saw the following graffiti: "RIP JD SALINGER, AUTHOR OF THE BOOK THAT SPAWNED THE BELOVED PORNO: CATCH HER IN THE EYE". I lol'd.

Today my mother told me to "look at this picture of David Beckham with his baby". It was a picture of Boris Becker with his baby. I lol'd.

Today I was in a giant mini van with a lot of family and we went past this field of cows most marked with green paint across their sides. My mom says "looks like next week's hamburger". My sister, who is blonde, says, "yeah baaacoooon!". I lol'd

Today, I saw the Irish Spiderboy. I lol'd.

Today, my flatmate walked in, looking a little miffed. I ask her if she was alright, she said "Not really, a pigeon just flew in my face." I lol'd.

Today, me and my friends wanted to play some football, but the ball was flat. I said, "we can't play with this, it's too soft". My friend immediately added "that's what she said". I lol'd.

Today, after chatting to my friend on MSN for a while, she said "Anyway, I've gotta go do a shit and have a shower. See you later". She's usually the most polite girl I know. I lol'd.

Today, I walked in on my friend talking to himself. I had a sneaky listen and realised he was interviewing himself on the David Letterman show. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that he spent a large portion of last weekend playing The Sims. He created several characters and built them houses with no toilets, just so he could watch them humiliate themselves. I lol'd.

Today I saw this image forecasting future Apple products. I lold.