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Today, me and my friends wanted to play some football, but the ball was flat. I said, "we can't play with this, it's too soft". My friend immediately added "that's what she said". I lol'd.

Today, after chatting to my friend on MSN for a while, she said "Anyway, I've gotta go do a shit and have a shower. See you later". She's usually the most polite girl I know. I lol'd.

Today, I walked in on my friend talking to himself. I had a sneaky listen and realised he was interviewing himself on the David Letterman show. I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me that he spent a large portion of last weekend playing The Sims. He created several characters and built them houses with no toilets, just so he could watch them humiliate themselves. I lol'd.

Today I saw this image forecasting future Apple products. I lold.

Today, I found out my friends cousin died by choking on a lifesaver. I lol'd at the irony. The tragic irony.

Today I was reading a thread online about "things you do to women when you start liking them". The first reply was simply "watch them". I lol'd.

Today, my friend said he was "as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish factory". I lol'd.

Today, my friend told me how he got really drunk last night and tried to order a pizza from his local pizza place in New York. He's on holiday in Peru. I don't think he got it in the end. I lol'd.

Today, I had just finished dinner and heard my parents talking about schools. My dad said that they're only teaching us students what the government wants us to be taught. So I replied, "what do they want us to be teached?" and in unison both my parents exclaimed "taught". We all lol'd.