Something made me LOL today

Submit your story


Your nickname :
Categories :
Gender? :


Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and become a fan on Facebook. We'll love you forever. [Note: We've just passed 1,000 fans on facebook. Thanks to every one of you sexy little things.]
If you want to help us out, have a look here. Every little helps.

Today on Facebook I saw this girl named Molly's status, and found out this boy's nicknames for her. She always wears Hollister. The nickname? Her name and Hollister mixed together. Mollister. I said it out loud a few times. I lol'd.

#1482 (0) - May 22, 2010 09:49 PM by Katy - Stupidity - I also lold (134) - I did not lol (100)

Today I told my friend that the room smelled funky. She responded saying that it was because she was wearing a new scent: "Queef by Dior." I lol'd.

#1479 (0) - May 21, 2010 04:19 PM by Neil - Miscellaneous - I also lold (73) - I did not lol (87)

Today: so basically there I am, sitting up straight, minding my own business. When my goldfish dies. I lol'd

#1474 (0) - May 19, 2010 10:49 PM by grammatical dwight - Miscellaneous - I also lold (66) - I did not lol (179)

Today while reading the newspaper my mam looked up at me and said nonchalantly, "I read on iBook that you're on Facenet". I lol'd. Alot.

#1461 (0) - May 11, 2010 06:41 PM by friendmeonfacenet - Oh the humanity - I also lold (54) - I did not lol (76)

Today my friend randomly texted me and said "I fell off a boat. Well someone pushed me off. Well we were going 40mph." I lol'd.

#1457 (0) - May 7, 2010 08:30 PM by tinaandcait - Stupidity - I also lold (56) - I did not lol (74)

I was working in the library when this kid walks up to me and hands me a book to check out. I ask him his last name and he says "Semen". I begin typing it in but then realize what I'm writing. I ask him again, and he repeats it. Finally i ask him to spell it. S-E-A-M-U-N. Oh. I lol'd.

#1455 (0) - May 3, 2010 05:17 PM by CaptainMolesto - Oh the humanity - I also lold (110) - I did not lol (28)

Today, I discovered the girls in my 8th grade class (13 and 14 year olds) don't know what a clitoris is. All the boys in my class including myself lol'd.

#1429 (0) - Apr 29, 2010 07:52 AM by Girl Fail - Sex - I also lold (105) - I did not lol (51)

Today, I was in class and heaps of people were talking to my teacher at once. He said "Shhh, I'm not an octopus". I lol'd at the nonsensical comment.

#1422 (0) - Apr 27, 2010 06:31 PM by Durran. - Stupidity - I also lold (96) - I did not lol (39)

Today I visited my Aunt Nora. She told me it was Uncle Tom's birthday and she was sending a card. Nora and Tom! She had written "Happy Birthday Tomm". I said, "Aunt Nora, you've got to take out an 'm'." "Which one?" she said. I lol'd

#1421 (0) - Apr 26, 2010 02:08 PM by grammatical dwight - Stupidity - I also lold (69) - I did not lol (43)

Today, my friend Adam asked my teacher when Mother's Day was. My friend Sam asked, "Oh, you mean sandwich day?" He got kicked out. I lol'd.

#1420 (0) - Apr 26, 2010 10:35 AM by Samwich - Oh the humanity - I also lold (98) - I did not lol (37)

Categories
Your account
Username Password
More, yeah?





Similar sites